Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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