This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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