How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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