I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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