Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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