so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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