I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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