i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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