there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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