I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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