I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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