My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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