After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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