ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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