i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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