I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Enjoy the penises
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
