How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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