Your tits are I can't wait for
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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