A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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