Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
