East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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