Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
How external is "for external use only"?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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