im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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