Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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