sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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