what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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