3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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