U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hey! you should come over!
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