so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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