Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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