so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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