if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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