ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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