I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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