you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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