I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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