There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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