I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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