why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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