And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm bleeding and have questions
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
