Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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