It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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