i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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