It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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