I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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