spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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