just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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