I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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