so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
A+ Viking dick
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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