Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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